Doomsday Doorman

Planet Earth, the year of our space lord(s) 3975.

Unfortunately, today is the day that ends, all thanks to President Jorfunkel's son's dang science project.

Or wait, maybe it was because someone microwaved the fish?

Or.. no.. it couldn't be.. THE MOLD GAINED SENTIENCE?!

In any event, things aren't looking good. So it's up to you, guardian of our last bastion of hope -- our doorman at the gates of the apocalypse! -- to ensure we can rebuild the world and save the future.

You just have to let the right folks in to make that happen.

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Will Keef Higgsbee help you save the world?

How about Slink Fredricksen, noted psychologist and calm person?

Well, I'm certain that Jinx Ballsworn will be able to tell our story to future generations at least.. right?

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Don't let some microwaved fish lead to our collective demise.

Be the doorman. Save the world.